"Despite what mayor Bloomberg says I think the evidence is still patchy on the subject of climate change."
Flood Observer Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for someone who keeps an eye on floods? Our collection offers fun, witty, and charming products that capture their passion. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, surprise your flood observer with a gift that resonates with their interest and personality. Whether they’re a professional or a hobbyist, find something memorable that’ll make their day and acknowledge their unique fascination.
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"
'The circle is complete!'
Painting clouds
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.
That's What Happens
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
Captain steering house through flood.
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"Are we there yet?"
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'
'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'
"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"
"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."
'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
Fish tank filled with sardines.
'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'
"Not more sleeve alterations?!"
"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"
Evolution into a pair of sandals.
Aleppo & the World
Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
Fish Feeding Frenzy
"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"
Dark Clouds
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"
"We used to be cooler."
Flood Observer Gifts Collection
Flood Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and creative flood observer mugs—ideal for brightening their mornings and reflecting their passion.
Flood Observer Pillows
Find comfy pillows with a splash of flood-related fun—perfect for their living space or office.
Flood Observer Prints
Decorate their space with artistic prints that celebrate the intriguing world of flood observation and environmental awareness.
Flood Observer T-Shirts
Discover funny and clever flood observer t-shirts that let them wear their interest with pride and humor.