Flood Explorer Gifts

Rider in the rain

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Fly Fishing

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Captain steering house through flood.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Clandestine cows.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

When bored, we board

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

I knew our son was meant to go places.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

Playing in a stream.

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'