Flood Explorer Gifts

Rider in the rain

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Fly Fishing

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Clandestine cows.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

When bored, we board

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Thames Pizza

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

For pure exhilaration, few sports compare to piranha fishing.