Flood Adventurers Gifts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"That's the deep end."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'No surf?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Cruise.

"That's my boy!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Bobsled Police.

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'