Flood Plain Adventurer Gifts

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fish hunting for men.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Fishing direction sign.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Cometh the Cow!

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Phew, that was close."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Desert Island Dating.

'No surf?'

Cruise.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"That's the deep end."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"That's my boy!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."