Flood Plain Adventurer Gifts

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fishing direction sign.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"That's the deep end."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'No surf?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'