Muddy Adventurer Gifts

'The muck stops here!'

'How do I know your ours?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'

Wipe Your Feet

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Glastonbury. After.

Tourists

Late night teddy reading

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Fish hunting for men.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Sea weed harvest.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Guide fish.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'This is you, enlarged.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'