Muddy Field Adventurer Gifts

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Fly Football

"Where the wild things were."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"How's the salmon?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I love rock festivals!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'How do I know your ours?'