Muddy Adventures Gifts

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

Glastonbury. After.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Shark with fish lollipops

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Monkey Business

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Down On the Farm

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Bungee sodbustin'

Fish with Shield

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship