Muddy Adventures Gifts

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

Glastonbury. After.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Shark with fish lollipops

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

Down On the Farm

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Fish with Shield

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."