Messy Adventures Gifts

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Stamped

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"Who made this mess?"

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'