Messy Adventure Seeker Gifts

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Cow Pilot.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Alf and Misery Guts

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

A bee in small airplane

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

A house haunts a man.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.