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A girl holds a dripping wet lead

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Cow Pilot.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

A bee in small airplane

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

A house haunts a man.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'And as the sun sets over the hills.'