Awkward Adventure Seekers T-Shirts

The first date went pretty well

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Hobby Store

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

A private jet takes off

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Ah...here they are!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.