Awkward Adventure Seekers Mugs

The first date went pretty well

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

The Hobby Store

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

A private jet takes off

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Fishing boat.

"Ah...here they are!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Island of Lost Guys.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"