Awkward Adventures Mugs

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Ancient Racing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Baby pram as a tank

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Touché"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

School trip little porters.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."