Awkward Adventure Enthusiast Mugs

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bears going water skiing.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

A private jet takes off

Breakthrough

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."