Awkward Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

A private jet takes off

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Bad times to sneeze

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

JAMES BONDING

Evolution Of The Jet Ski