Absurd Adventure Seekers Mugs

"Tell me again how you found this secret fishing hole?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

The Hobby Store

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Crab with a clown face.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A private jet takes off

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Imagine

Fishing boat.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

A large yacht carries a small wood house.