Absurdist Adventurer Mugs

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

The shopping trolley up Everest.

A man fishing in a tree stump

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Man fishing with large bait

Crab with a clown face.

"Now you can send it."

A private jet takes off

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Imagine

Shoot For The Moon

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Destiny is all...

Pub Kendo.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."