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'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

Stamped

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Who made this mess?"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel