Messy Explorer T-Shirts

"I think you hair needs washing"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The first transatlantic communication.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Unnatural History Museum

Scarecrow Directions

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'How am I doing?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Distilled Elephant

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"We're here!"

"You're gonna love this place."