Messy Explorer T-Shirts

"I think you hair needs washing"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Scarecrow Directions

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Unnatural History Museum

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

'How am I doing?'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

Distilled Elephant

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'I've never felt so alive...'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"You're gonna love this place."

Community Bed de Luxe