Mischievous Explorer T-Shirts

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Then what happened?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Invisible Man Kit

Drink Me.

Monkey Handshake

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."