Mysterious Explorer T-Shirts

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Quantum Psychic

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Be open to help.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Amateur Palmist

Nostradamus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mummy Tourists

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Yonder

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I'll be right back."

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."