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'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Tourists in Egypt

The Lost World: You are Here

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Life after death"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Souvenirs.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Toys

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."