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'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Yo, give me 666!"

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Chiller Theatre

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Imagine

"But what if this is all there is?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.