Esoteric T-Shirts

Ill next Thursday

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Who's there?"

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Diversions at the Pub

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"I don't get it."

ARchie Smith cartoonist

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"Yo, give me 666!"

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

Psychic Convention

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Swedish Pirate Party.

Why actuarial humor is hard to cartoon...

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"