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Clairvoyant - Closed Until God Knows When.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Who's there?"

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Basic Theology

'I miss the evildoers.'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'It was a split decision.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

". . . and now, the weather."

"I like your garden humans"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

De Niro As Christ.

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"I don't get it."

"You will be going on a long walk."

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Modern Fortune Tellers

'Because you know too much!'

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'I was never convicted! Doesn't that count for something!?'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."

"Yo, give me 666!"