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Clairvoyant - Closed Until God Knows When.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Who's there?"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I miss the evildoers.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'It was a split decision.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

Basic Theology

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"I like your garden humans"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

De Niro As Christ.

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

"I don't get it."

"You will be going on a long walk."

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

'Because you know too much!'

Modern Fortune Tellers

'I was never convicted! Doesn't that count for something!?'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"Do we get free refills on the manna?"