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Quantum Psychic

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Date Night

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Ill next Thursday

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Who's there?"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Some make better deals than others.

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"I don't get it."

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

U space me out.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"Yo, give me 666!"

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

"Fi-fi-fo-fum, evolution here we come. Clap your fins, give three cheers. Let's evolve for millions of years. Yaaayy!"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"We're engaged!"