Esoteric Lovers Gifts

Psychic Convention

Quantum Psychic

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Date Night

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Ill next Thursday

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Who's there?"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Some make better deals than others.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"I don't get it."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

U space me out.

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"Yo, give me 666!"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

"This isn't easy for me. I'm an Aries."