Esoteric Art Lover Gifts

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Egyptian Football

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Who's the artist?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Psyche Delia

Naked Furniture

True Mime

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'