Eccentric Art Lover Gifts

Brainless Sleep

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Elton John

The Hooligan.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

"Come at me, Bro!"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Damien Hirst

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Sketchy Neighborhood

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

England's Cafe Culture

Do Not Sneer.