Eccentric Art Gifts

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

The absurd artist

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

He had gobs of money and a trophy wife...

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Now there's something you don't see every day.