Eccentric Art Pillows

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The absurd artist

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Damien Hirst

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Scientist.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Sinking Ship Tattoo

He had gobs of money and a trophy wife...

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."