Eccentric Art Explorer Pillows

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Kid doing cave paintings

Open House of Horrors

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Maria Sibylla Merian

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Mammoth Posing

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"Who are These People?"

Antiques

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.