Eccentric Art Appreciator Pillows

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Edward Elgar.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"What a way to go."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

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Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'