Eccentric Style Appreciator Pillows

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Hooligan.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Flatware Follies.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

The absurd artist

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Off the wall financial adviser.