Eccentric Character Appreciator Pillows

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

Flatware Follies.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Gustav Klimt

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Quasimodo Zit.

Off the wall financial adviser.

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."