Eccentric Character Admirer Pillows

Henry, Marquess of Waterford

"Your honor, we've not been able to seat a jury of his peers."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

A mad scientist.

Flatware Follies.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Come at me, Bro!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'