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'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

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'Wow - My kind of man.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Flatware Follies.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Mosey sign on crossing.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'