Eccentric Personality Appreciator Pillows

Flatware Follies.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

What Newton didn't see

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Off the wall financial adviser.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"We had to remove him from public view."