Eccentric Personality Appreciator Pillows

Flatware Follies.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Jarvis Cocker

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

What Newton didn't see

John Betjeman

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'