Eccentricity Appreciator Pillows

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Off the wall financial adviser.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

Flatware Follies.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

"We met online."

An English of eccentrics

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"Knock 'em dead."

"Weird day"

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"