Eccentricity Lover Pillows

'Bureau of odd religions'

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

The Hooligan.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Flatware Follies.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Gustav Klimt

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

An English of eccentrics

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Dr Magnus Pyke.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"Knock 'em dead."

"Weird day"