Eccentric Style Lovers Pillows

Sir Winston Churchill

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Hooligan.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Ass-less Chaps

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Steampunk

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Norman's an influencer."

'Outré!'

This year we all got beards!

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

"When your mother starts usin electric eels to boil the jug it's time to consider alternative arrangements."

'Oh my God! It's the woman of my dreams.'