Eccentric Style Enthusiast Pillows

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

The Hooligan.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Ass-less Chaps

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Steampunk

Mosey sign on crossing.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."