Eccentric Style Aficionado Pillows

"You're really quite mad."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Ass-less Chaps

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Steampunk

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."