Eccentric Style Lover Pillows

'Can You Describe It?'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

This year we all got beards!

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Steampunk

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'