Eccentric Stylist Pillows

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

The Dandy

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The Hooligan.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Fashionista

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Ass-less Chaps

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."