Eccentricity Lover Gifts

'Bureau of odd religions'

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

The Hooligan.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Mixed Nuts

Flatware Follies.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Gustav Klimt

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

An English of eccentrics

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Dr Magnus Pyke.

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"Knock 'em dead."