Eccentric Character Lovers Gifts

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Flatware Follies.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"She was a good turtle."

"We had to remove him from public view."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"