Eccentric Character Lovers Mugs

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Flatware Follies.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"She was a good turtle."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

This year we all got beards!

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"