Eccentric Character Enthusiast Mugs

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

My Spam Sketchbook

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"She was a good turtle."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

And that's why I'm still single!