Eccentric Character Enthusiast Gifts

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

My Spam Sketchbook

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"She was a good turtle."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

And that's why I'm still single!

"What can I say? God made me this way!"